Who really thought it would be a good idea for a photo op to fly a 747 around the NYC skyline? I am dying from the absolute stupidity of that one.

Banks will be blocking President Obama’s plans regarding student loans. Could they be any greedier? The answer: Yes.

Because the thing to do once you get TARP money is hike your rates and fees, when you ought to be showing as much good will to the people who allow you to survive in your current form. The financial industry is filled with a bunch of total assholes.

Questions of Obama’s relative inexperience are starting to be put to rest. Not only did he handle the spat between Jintao and Sarkozy, but he’s put the financials in their place. “My administration is the only thing between you and the pitchforks.” Gangsta.

Sperm banks can be sued under products liability theory.