JB [TLL] attorney bio. Or not. I was really just messing around with the website to see what certain settings did, and poof! It made a sub-page under “About Us.” So now I feel compelled to go beyond the minor intro I gave on that other page. Damn you. You see, I could have just deleted it. But there is the off chance that someone saw this new sub-page. It’d be a disservice to that one lonely web-surfer to not write up a bio. Let’s get one thing straight though. I really am an attorney. I swear! I passed a bar exam not too long ago somewhere.

About me….hmm. My nom de plume is really a result of many things about my life coming together and converging into the totally amazing name of J Boogie. What kind of attorney would use J Boogie as a pen name?!? It isn’t very lawyer sounding. But I tend to break the establishment wherever I go, so it fits.  At this point, you may be thinking, “You haven’t exactly said anything about yourself.” And you’d be right! I like to keep things vague and confusing when it comes to things about me, because I’m not the story.

The Rundown:

• Licensed Attorney in the state of X
• Graduate of ____ _____ University School of Law, Class of 200X
• Currently employed by ______________
• Height: 6′0
• Weight: 190 lbs
• Preferred Beverage: 15 bud lights (cheap and effective), Patron.
• Preferred Meal: Ramen or Pho (real stuff, not packaged)
• Maximum Bench Press: 275 lbs (not anymore! HA!)
• Best Mile Time: 6:23 (I am uber slow!)
• Normal Outfit: Hoodie, tilted cap, volcom jeans and some chucks.
• I was accused of throwing up gang signs at my law school graduation when I walked the stage. It was a peace sign. Clueless.
• Likes: Japan, drawing, fitted caps, fresh sneaks, sleeping late, destroying people’s conception of what an attorney should be like.