Matlock – He never lost a case, and to this day is perhaps the greatest fake attorney ever. You got a losing case, you go to Matlock. Racist and biased jury? Go to Matlock. He goes the extra mile for each and every one of his clients. He even oversteps the boundaries of a traditional lawyer, and investigates his cases personally. How’s that for customer service? When was the last time you saw a Harvard educated lawyer rummaging about town, searching for clues that will, at the last minute, save his client from the clutches of prison? And who wouldn’t want to rock that pimp suit of his.

-J Boogie [TLL]